saying women aren’t as funny as men is just so overwhelmingly not true i find it hard to believe anyone actually believes it. yet here we are
I’m funnier than every man I know when I breathe I make myself laugh
Sana is a trill motherfuckah
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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
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Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.
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